This is a rough attempt to recount 2 days of shenanigans that occurred throughout last weekend.  We all packed up Thursday night to head out on the first WBSD River Trip to get the summer of 2009 started right.  After pulling out around 5am from Bay Park, we met up with Kelli and Eric in La Mesa and gassed up.  We drove straight to El Centro, where Alison and Hecker met us at Carls Jr.  so we could enjoy some of the best damn breakfast sandwiches known to man – then caravaned to Yuma and stopped to gas up the boat and enjoy the $1.96 per gallon.  Can’t wait for those prices to come back to San Diego!

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We got into Squaw lake around 10:30 friday morning, and set up camp:

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Then loaded up the boat and the skis, and hit the water!

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It was a bit cold with the wind, clouds, lack of sun, and rain, but hey – we were “ON A BOAT”! What could go wrong?

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We headed over to clear lake to chill out and drink a few beers, and pretty soon the clouds started rolling in!

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Even though it started to rain, we kept drinking and riding, figuring the weather would get better at some point!

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(It started getting COLD!)

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We stopped back at camp for lunch, then loaded up again for a nice cruise up river (this time with warmer clothes). Kelli warmed up next to a couple of hot dudes:

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I was “ON A BOAT LIKE LEO”

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We were heading back to camp near dark when we found a boat full of seamen that were stranded (The ignition cylinder had broken on their craft and they couldn’t get it started) so we towed them all the way up river against the current to fisher’s (whilst partying the entire way)

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The girls started drinking more to fight the cold…things started getting rowdy:

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When a couple of Apache Indians were sighted on the horizon (Jon and I climbed a random cliff in order to jump off it, unbeknown to us it was covered in extremely sharp volcanic rock! This led to a strange walk known as “The Apache Dance”)

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John had to rearrange a few things after the jump

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Kevin and his crew rolled in to camp around midnite on friday, and we hit the sack. Got up the next morning to a beautiful day!

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And decided to get some riding in. Clear Lake was pretty empty, so we did some decent wakesurfing.

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This pic is out of order, but god damn what a beautiful sunset we had that night!

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There was a few random sightings of “2 Dudes 1 Wave Runner”

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And we spent the afternoon doing what we do best, partying!

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And enjoying the beautiful ladies relaxing in the sun!

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We then discovered “Vagina Rock” and a few brave souls decided to make the trek up to it to see what was inside. Little did Hecker know that a swarm of bees awaited him and stung his ear pretty badly!

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We learned a lot about teamwork:

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And Kelli showed up an entire group of dudes by scaling a 50 foot cliff in 2 seconds and jumping off of it in front of them!

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We had some lunch and some liquid courage

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Before deciding that we were as brave as Kelli, and climbing the rock ourselves, bringing a tow rope along with us to measure how high it really was:

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Everyone survived, and we headed back in toward evening so we werent stuck pulling the boat out after dark again. Ran into a few technical difficulties with the wave runners, so Eric and I enjoyed a nice sunset tow whilst drinking some Ice cold CL’s.

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We ended Sat night with a lot of drinking, eating, and laughing, with Grillmaster Kel grilling up some awesome pollo and brats!

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Things started getting pretty crazy at this point…and we decided to look back at all the quotes this insane weekend had produced:

“Road head comes with risks”- Kelli to Eric
“Apache hot lava dance”- Ian and John
“Fire-breathing dragon, if the budget allows”- John
“Suck presents”- Alyson, Jamie and Dani
“Grab the shaft and shake it”- Alyson
“Ian’s balls are the best I’ve ever seen”- Alyson
“Volumocity- the speed at which hairs grows”- Dani
“Stand by, I’m about to make fun of your looks or weight”- Kevin
“Boom! Comedy!”- Evan
“Keep you nuts tuned at all times”- Evan
“Suck it off and you’ll get a buzz”- Evan to Kelli
“I’M ON A BOAT…and…”- everyone, all day, both days!!!
“All I hear is your vagina lips talking”- Evan
“Hatchet wound” – ?
“ooh, aww, I chew chaw!”- Ian
“Top secret research”- Ian and Evan and Kevin
“Comin in Hot”- Jamie
“Girls should be on a BJ a day plan”- Evan
“How long do I have to pump it till it gets hard?”- Kelli
“2 dudes, 1 jet-ski”- Ian
“Meet me at Vagina Rock”- Jamie
“Clit hood”- Dani
“Are the bees in the asshole or the vagina?”- Eric
“Bugs in the vag”- Evan
“I was going for the asshole and got stung from the vagina”- John
“Plan F”- Eric
“You’re a bilge hole!”- Alyson
“He dipped his dinger in chocolate sauce”- Alyson
“I’m trying to tie Eric off”- John “Just give it a tug”- Kelli
“They call me the great white hunter b/c I’ve banged so many cougars”- Evan
“You can put gloves on a drunk, but he’s still a drunk”- Ian
“I can hear the wind whipping thru your vagina canyon”- Ian to Kevin
“I’m not a F’in secretary!”- Kelli
“No one want to see that alien sh@t”- Ian to Alyson
“I ovulated on his leg”- Alyson
“I was an F’in legend at Olive Garden”- Evan
“That’s like having a GPS with only one street loaded”- Grist boys
“I slay pu$$y like Van Helsing”- Evan
“Hey, Kel- bring that donkey over here”- Eric
“I’m a scientist- yeah, a rackologist”- Kevin and Evan
“I avoid that problem by never stopping F’in”- Evan
“Stop laughing at me, quote-master”- Ian to Kelli
“My bilge! My bilge!”- Alyson from inside the tent
“Ninja duster”- Grist boys

Video will be up soon!

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